So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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