? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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