So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Hippo gnu deer
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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