And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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