She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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