So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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