ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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