you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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