she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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