How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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