Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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