Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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