are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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