Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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