It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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