hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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