i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
they need to just BURY HIM!
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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