I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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