I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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