dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
so much tequila, so little girl.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.