Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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