Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is wine microwaveable?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN