Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.