No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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