they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
