he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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