He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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