Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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