You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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