You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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