You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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