i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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