i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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