do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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