I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
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It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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