I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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