Sry I called you an 8
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Shame - the story of my life.
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