Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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