How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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