Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
