i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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