Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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