I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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