if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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