The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Say something about gay babies.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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