i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."