i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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