i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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