Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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