I CAN MOONWALK!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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