Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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