just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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