first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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