You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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