Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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