I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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