I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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