She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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