And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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